For eCommerce Brands
We will add $10-100k to your monthly revenue using our Sales-Focused Email Marketing within 90 days and you only pay after we deliver results
No, we haven’t lost our marbles. Yes, we guarantee ROI. Watch the video to learn how this limited-time offer will profitably scale your brand without adding a penny to ad spend…
The bestselling emails have the best copywriting.
And our copy is trusted by…
We turn nice brands
Ridiculously Unique. Damn Effective.
"Nice brands finish last"
That's because they don't know how to stand out. We find what makes you unique and turn it into your biggest competitive advantage
Unlock Your Brand's Full Potential and Fast-Track Your Growth
Introducing our 3 Unfair Advantages to scale your brand at a profit
Unfair Advantage #1
Zero-Risk Performance-Based Partnership
Stop getting burned by SH*TTY agencies. Get the best of both worlds: we operate as an extension of your in-house team, but with a results guarantee. With 100% shared incentives, you can…
Enjoy responsive communication and fast turnaround times
Expect custom retention strategies that grow revenue
Trust we will treat your brand like it’s our own
Unfair Advantage #2
Sales-Focused Content Production
We avoid the number ONE industry mistake by using design as a tool, not a distraction, to highlight the part of the email that sells…the copy. Our sales-focused approach will let you…
Convert your leads cheaply and increase LTV profitably
Be less reliant on Ad platforms as predictable sales increase
Improve brand’s reputation with professional, on-brand customer touchpoints
Unfair Advantage #3
Scientific Approach To Retention
The number of DTC eCom brands exploded, up 70% in the last 5 years. Your customers? Bombarded with 100s of emails a day. While your competitors fade into the noise, your emails become impossible to ignore. With our data-drive approach, we...
Conduct consistent A/B tests to discover your "winning formula" to drive predictable sales
Leverage consumer behavioral data to send the right message, at the right time, to the right person
Use "personalized messaging" to improve conversions
We do email
We do it well
Scope of Work
Here's EXACTLY What You Get
Custom email marketing strategy
Pop-up form creation and management
8 automated flows with 40–60 emails in them
3–4 campaigns per week
Ongoing A/B testing and optimizations
Performance analytics reports
Deliverability optimization
List segmentation and personalization
Dedicated Klaviyo account management
Unlimited E-commerce marketing consultations
Convert on Autopilot with Our Email System
It's like having your own 24/7 sales team constantly turning site traffic into leads and first-time purchasers into lifetime customers
The CORE Process
The 4-steps we follow to maximize your return and minimize time
Clarify Opportunities
Klaviyo audit
Email deliverability optimization
Brand, product, & customer research
Create a tailored 60-day game plan
Ordered Execution
Implement 60-day plan in order of highest leverage
Create website lead capture pop-up forms
Write, design, and build out flows
Execute campaigns
Report
Weekly progress reports + next steps
Monthly performance reviews + next month's plan
Organize "winning" A/B test results into a Reference Doc for future use
Elevate
Test new pop-up forms, flows, and marketing angles weekly
Scale campaign frequency
Build out additional flows
Your emails are only as good as your copy.
Here is what others say about ours...
FAQs
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This is for you, if you want…
A full-service Klaviyo team that guarantees ROI
Long term email partners you can trust
Immediate & long-term results
To qualify you must….
Run a DTC E-commerce brand
Minimum of $50k/month revenue
We turn nice brands
Ridiculously Unique. Damn Effective.
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